graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
• graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
• on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
• graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
• montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
• graham: yes
• graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
• petra: we're half through voting now
• graham: oh that's depressing
• estonia: shows up
• graham: is he standing outside a prison?
• albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
• graham: better than you
• albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
• graham: you should leave
• eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
• graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
• germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
• graham: speak for yourself
• dude: breathes
• graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
• petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
• graham: god, please, no
• denmark: winning
• graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
• voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
• graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
• graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
• graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice

goldenfleeces:

allfalld0wn:

bear-hugs-for-you:

wait wait okay, nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of marlin nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.

pointlessblogtv:

Here it is ‘Alfie On Omegle!’

Please click the ‘Like’ button,

I’ll follow some of you who ReBlog this xx

Favorite quotes from The Fault In Our Stars by John Green

goatymoaty:

stfudarlenespeaks:

gonnabeahealthy-fitme:

Viewer calls TV anchor fat.

TV anchor responds.

This lady is my hero.

she looks lovely too!

I want to hug her.

Bless her and the nice people in this world.  EVERY PERSON WATCH THIS!

Please please please watch this till the end

bless this women.

HOW DID SHE GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT CHOKING UP.  This woman is my new hero.

Wow.

If you do nothing else today, at least watch this.

You go Jennifer Livingston

Damn.

Such an amazing woman ♥

dumpsterfetus:

claydols:

you might say im pretty hardcore…sometimes i battle legendary pokemon without saving beforehand

there’s a difference between hardcore and downright reckless

ladyhistory:

nunnabe:

lulz-time:

printers are awful

it’s 2013 so

1. why do they still make so much noise
2. why are they so pushy and impatient
3. why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
4. why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing

That fourth point tho

that whole point tho